Tuesday, 25 June 2013


 There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one bench rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes" "Great! I am at the mall2 blocks . I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" " What's the price?" "Only $1500" "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much....." "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 at a really good price...........and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year....." " What price did he quote you?" " Only $ 60,000..." "OK buy it" "Great!, before we hang up, something else........" "What?" " It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning, and saw the house we had looked at last year, it's on sale!!!" Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property........" " How much are they asking?" ' Only $ 450, 000......a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover....." "Well, then go ahead and buy it....." OK? " OK, sweetie......Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!!" " Bye....I do, too....."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to the present: " Err.... Does anyone know to whom this phone belongs to?"